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Rinse and Repeat

Originally published May 20, 2017

Ingredients:

  • Human race
  • Fluoridated water (room temp.)
  • Fear (to taste)
  • Celebrity news, cute animal videos, allegations of political corruption (as needed)

Directions:

  1. Moisten race with warm fluoridated water and gently massage a small amount of fear in circular motions into TV, newspapers, and any other desired media channels, avoiding direct contact with consumers at all times.
  2. Continue in 60-minute increments, rinsing thoroughly with celebrity news in between. Follow this procedure several times per day.

⚠️ CAUTION: AVOID DIRECT CONTACT WITH HUMANS.

In case of direct contact, rinse immediately with plenty of cute animal videos and allegations of political corruption. Contact a national intelligence organization if consumer agitation persists.

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